Posted by: trashee | June 1, 2007

Ten things Trashy would rather do than be a sen fan.


  1. Vote for Canada’s neutered government
  2. Eat glass soaked in camel urine and otter dung
  3. Convert to Christianity
  4. Adopt a pet. Any pet. But especially a dog.
  5. Send a donation to GWB
  6. Have a balloon filled with H2SO4 blow up in my front pocket
  7. Slit a cut down my abdomen, roll around in iodine and then go face first down a water slide
  8. Give up coaching soccer
  9. Give up beer and wine – completely
  10. Become a vegan


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